people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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