Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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