hotel room ftw
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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