quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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