My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
