what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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