I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Did I show you my penis last night?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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