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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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