Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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