Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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