So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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