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(716): View more from New York

I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!

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(530): View more from California

I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite

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(317): View more from Indiana

My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!

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(204): View more from Manitoba

how do you feel about lunch break shots ?

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(713): View more from Texas

Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"

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(586): View more from Michigan

Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.

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(305): View more from Florida

Can I use your boat

(305): View more from Florida

Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?

(786): View more from Florida

WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night

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