We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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