Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Randomize
