WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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