i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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