this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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3pm strippers are depressing
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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