the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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I'm passing your future prison.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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