too bad you live with your parents still
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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