You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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