Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i barfeds in our rink
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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