I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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