Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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