you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We need to get me chipped asap
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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