Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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