How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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