Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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