i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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