that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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