Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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