TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
you made out with another girl for some wings
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
