Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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