Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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