so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she pinky promised me she was 18
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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