Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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