Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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