tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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