thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
