I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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