Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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