i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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