Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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