He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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