There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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