do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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