I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I think I am morally bankrupt
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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