at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
