Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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