What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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