New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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