I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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