Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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