I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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