Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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