That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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