gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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