Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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